Mastering the Art of Juleek Racing
Darve Juleek has gained fame and notoriety for his cycling antics. There’s no hill too tall or bridge too slippery for this man to cross. Darve scoffs at obstacles that (sub)standard cyclists hesitate to pass.
So, when I was struck by an SUV in the right hook of death, I felt the twang of Juleek Racing. I was on my vintage cherry red Univega (boy, was she great ride). I felt invincible! Darve, you’re not alone. In fact, I might be better at Juleek Racing than Juleek himself!
You decided to one-up me by flying off a bridge on Saturday at the Hood River Double Cross. It was a good stunt, I’ll give you that.
But, then, I broke my pinky. How’s this for shock and awe?! And I’m not even going to tell you how I did it! It’s your move, big boy! See you in the ER!